Forget energy drinks, try this!

Do you ever feel like you just have too many things to do and people to see, and not enough time for any of it? If you've felt like this then you are one of many who just can't seem it fit it all in. With this revolutionary once-a-day pill, you can fit it all in! More-in-a-day (now obviously this is not a real product, but if it were I'd be taking it and I surely wouldn't be keeping the glorious benefits to myself) is the hottest thing out on the market.

One night, a man named Armond Aserinsky discovered that humans go through different stages of sleep throughout the night. There are four stages of sleep, followed by a REM stage, which is the most necessary and beneficial of the stages. Every night we go through all the other stages to get to the only truly necessary stage of sleep, the REM stage. What if there were a way to bypass the unnecessary stages and get right to the good stuff? Well now there is. More-in-a-day makes the most efficient days possible with the greatest of ease.

By taking one more-in-a-day pill every night before bed, your sleep time will be reduced drastically. This cutting-edge product helps you to skip through the other, pointless stages of sleep and spend your night in REM sleep. By your night, I mean a couple of hours. REM sleeps gives us what we need in a short amount of time, the problem is, we have to fiddle with the other stages of sleep to get to it.

A couple of hours of sleep every night will do the job just great. Just think about the things that get put aside every day. Have you been a victim to the "I'll get around to it eventually's?" Not anymore! Those scrapbooks you've been meaning to catch up on before your kids get wrinkles, that stamp collection gathering dust in the attic, and the spanish for dummies book on your coffee table with the price tag still on it are in for a big surprise. While everyone else is sleeping, you're filling your day with all the things you never had time to do before! More-in-a-day not only leaves you with more time, it leaves you feeling refreshed and energized. You're getting all the benefits of the average sleep session in less than half the time! Everyone could use a little More-in-a-day.